Illustrative ad verbatim #12

J: What shall I be when I’m big?

A: What do you want to be?

J: Um… Maybe a wolf.

A: A wolf?

J: But how will I get all fluffy? [Pause] Or maybe a chin scientist. Or a builder. Or someone who makes sand.

A: Would you like to have children, like me and Daddy?

J: Yes, if I find my own mummy, I’ll have children. [Pause] Or someone who makes trees. Or a robber. Or an animal killer, but I would only kill the animals that are going to eat someone. A police. Someone who builds slides. Or a chair builder. Or an eye scientist. [Pointing at eye] You know, for your eye.

 

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