L: Why do I have to drink soil milk?
D: It’s not soil milk. It’s soy milk. The doctor thinks you might be allergic to milk.
L: But I’m already allergic to sesame.
D: You can be allergic to lots of things at once.
L: Yes, but is soil milk hard?
D: No, it’s just like normal milk. It’s white and runny, it just doesn’t come from a cow.
L: Where does it come from?
D: A kind of bean.
L: So, like a bumble bee or a…
D: No, not a bee, a bean.
L: [incredulous] A bean?